As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly...
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Happy Thanksgiving!!
A THANKSGIVING POEM FOR YOU
'Twas the night of Thanksgiving, But I just couldn't sleep
I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheep.
The leftovers beckoned - The dark meat and white
But I fought the temptation With all of my might.
Tossing and turning With anticipation
The thought of a snack Became infatuation.
So, I raced to the kitchen, Flung open the door
And gazed at the fridge, Full of goodies galore.
I gobbled up turkey And buttered potatoes,
Pickles and carrots, Beans and tomatoes.
I felt myself swelling So plump and so round,
'Til all of a sudden, I rose off the ground.
I crashed through the ceiling, Floating into the sky
With a mouthful of pudding And a handful of pie.
But, I managed to yell As I soared past the trees....
Happy eating to all - Pass the cranberries, please.
May your stuffing be tasty, May your turkey be plump.
May your potatoes 'n gravy Have nary a lump.
May your yams be delicious May your pies take the prize,
May your Thanksgiving dinner Stay off of your thighs.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ALL.
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
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